Why am I so perfect compared to everybody else?

Like legit, I'm the most perfect human being on the planet, I'm smart, funny, cool, and athletic. I play volleyball,basket ball, I'm on the track and swim teams, I get straight A+, I've never even gotten any lower than an A- in my life! Whenever I step outside everybodys head turns toward me, everyone wants to be me. Why isn't everyone else as perfect as I am?