Hunns, why is my maid so rude?

Hunns, this morning I went into Maid's bedroom and took a copy of her People magazine. When she found me reading it on the veranda she was furious. I tried to calm her down, but she said that I didn't respect her privacy and that was the biggest issue. Well, I was disgusted that she would tell such a lie. Everyone knows that the one after Princess Diana died was definitely the biggest issue that People magazine has ever had. Hunns, should I fire her for lying or just cancel her subscription?